goatse

goatse
1. (goatse) (4474↑, 443↓)
A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is? -no, what is it? -check this website out\! -oh god it's horrible\! -hahaha\!

2. (goatse) (2024↑, 766↓)
1) To cause someone to inadvertantly navigate to the website of the same name

1) I thought it was link for Amazon, but after I clicked the link at work I realized I have been goatse'd.

3. (goatse) (1125↑, 324↓)
Website featuring a picture of a man practising anal stretching. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. This man is not a hermaphrodite.

(in, say, iSketch) Player draws a picture of a man stretching his anus. Other players: 'Oh God... another Goatse fan.'

4. (Goatse) (788↑, 275↓)
Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb. GOATSE: verb. To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA\! PWNED\! (Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE) (Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)

Therapist: When did all your problems start? Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.

5. (Goatse) (367↑, 160↓)
An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) \<-Anus "You've been goatse'd\!"

6. (goatse) (151↑, 39↓)
Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also [tubgirl]. The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep. Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.

"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet." "Oh god\! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse\! No burro ride for me, thanks\!"

7. (goatse) (103↑, 39↓)
A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image. And now, the origins of this madness: The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet \#quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a \#quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image. The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.

8. (goatse) (68↑, 16↓)
Goatse.cx (pronounced "goat see" or "goat see dot cx", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, and occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below his gaping anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles are visible. The site is commonly linked to by Internet pranksters in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image. As of January 14, 2004, the domain goatse.cx is no longer online. However, many mirrors of the site are still available and the image itself has been posted at many other websites. The most common mirror was goat.cx; however, goat.cx was no longer online as of February 22, 2005. As of February 27 of that year, the domain goat.cx, like goatse.cx, had been suspended by the Christmas Island Internet Administration, however the domain as of April 2005 appeared to be back online, showing only the message "be right back." In May 2005, there was an image on the site showing a pumpkin with some hands around it as if it was stretching its anus. Christmas Island Technology Corp has registered goats.cx as of May 24, 2002 with obviously nonexistent name servers, presumably in an attempt to prevent another mirror of the original goatse.cx.

Mom, Dad? I had another bad dream about Goatse, can I sleep in your bed tonight?

9. (goatse) (32↑, 7↓)
A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is? -no, what is it? -check this website out\! -oh god it's horrible\! -hahaha\!

10. (Goatse) (43↑, 18↓)
noun. 1. Infamous picture of Man with Wide Anus. 2. A prank to pull on people over teh internet verb. To fool a person into clicking said picture. _____ _____ /,,,,,\\./,,,,,\\ .__/__,,___|___,,__\\__ (_____|/8888888\\|_____) (_____|888888888|_____) (_____|888888888|_____) (____/,\\8888888/,\\____) ..|,,,,,,_| |_,,,,,,| ..|,,,,,/,,,,,\\,,,,,| ..|,,,,,|_| |_|,,,,,| ..|,,,,,/.| |.\\,,,,,| ..|,,,,/..|_|..\\,,,,| ..|,,,,|..(_)..|,,,,| ..|,,,,|.......|,,,,|

Goatse is one of the best/worst photos up on the interweb.

11. (Goatse) (22↑, 12↓)
When a guy spreads out his a$$hole with his hands as far as it will will stretch. Really gross. Sadly, it's normally one of the first things someone sees on the internet, whether they get emailed it as a joke (It says "Click here for cute bunny pictures" when it's actually goatse) or they just stumble apon it. It supposidly is a fetish for some. But, you just gotta think "Who the eff likes that?" since it's so gross. NOTE: If you're reading this because you don't know what goatse is, DON'T google it\! You'll be scarred for LIFE\!\!

Guy1: *Opens email from Guy2* Guy2: *Laughs to himself, knowing that Guy1 is probably reading his email* Guy1: *Clicks on link from Guy2's email that says "Click 4 pix of hot chick* Guy1: *Sees pix of Goatse* EAAAAAAAHHHHH\!\!\!\!\!\!\! *Gags*

Author: y in teh w0rld woudju c4re? http://goatse.urbanup.com/3914740
12. (Goatse) (15↑, 7↓)
One Of The Best Known Shock Sites. With A Man Stretching His Anus

Joe:Hey Max:What? Joe:Have You Seen Goatse? Max:Whats A Goatse? Joe:You Really Want To Know? (Max Visits Goatse) Max:What The Fuck???

13. (goatse) (17↑, 9↓)
verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both. noun: anything that goatses someone. origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.

1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site. 2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.

14. (goatse) (3↑, 0↓)
A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see. The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged. Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.

If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.

15. (goatse) (17↑, 14↓)
1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary) Background: A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted. A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.

"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse." "If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."

Author: Skad8erateher http://goatse.urbanup.com/3951373
16. (goatse) (13↑, 10↓)
A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is? -no, what is it? -check this website out\! -oh god it's horrible\! -hahaha\!

17. (goatse) (16↑, 13↓)
When a person spreads their anus by pulling apart their buttocks.

n00b: Hi\! I'm new here\! Experienced elder: Google image search for goatse with SafeSearch off\!

18. (Goatse) (2↑, 1↓)
Picture of man stretching his buttcrack so the buttcheeks are not together.

Bob: have you seen goatse? Joe: No, let me see it. Bob: *goes on internet and looks up goatse* Joe: NO ITS HORRIBLE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! (x_x)

Author: JereMyMarCinEk http://goatse.urbanup.com/5115602
19. (goatse) (14↑, 18↓)
1) When a man opens his anus to extreme measures, such that you can pretty much see the inside

MAN\! that goatse was so big I could see bones\!

20. (goatse) (54↑, 423↓)
A sexual act, in which as the female climaxes, you jam your fist up her butt and scream "GOATSE\!\!" at the top of your lungs. Derived from the shock picture "Goatse".

Female: "Oh thats it\!\!\!" Male, jams his fist up her butt: "GOATSE\!\!" Female: "what the..."

21. (goatse) (210↑, 700↓)
(noun) a picture or object that causes massive uncontrolled vomiting ---------------------------------------- (verb) a special way to vomit.

oh man that thing was nasty, it was worse than anything ive ever seen ---------------------------------------- dude that thing made me go goatsevomit all over the cat.

22. (goatse) (55↑, 589↓)
1. (verb) a more extreme version of [rape], [pwn]. etc. 2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose. - I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding\!

1. Did you see me goatse that noob? 2. I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding\!

23. (goatse) (492↑, 1032↓)
The single most masturbated over image on the internet. Beautiful.

That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.

24. (goatse) (150↑, 1195↓)
Website featuring a picture of a hermaphrodite [it's a guy with a penis and a vagina]. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. People who have been tricked into going to the website are to have been goatsed.

A: Went to the goatse website the other day B: Ah, you got my email A beats the stuffing out of B

25. (goatse) (53↑, 1933↓)
An annoying prank played on naive message board spammers that when a link is clicked upon, a box comes up flashing "You Are A Idiot\! HAHAHAHA\!" with an appropriate stupid jingle. A more evil version of the goatse has been found where the "Idiot" boxes are opened as bouncing boxes around your screen and as you chase and close them more boxes appear.

SchoolYon: "So I clicked on the link and BAM\! my computer almost crashed\!" DrNick: "You've been goatse'd\!"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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